Why six months? Because five months feels like I'm rushing it. Trust me...you want me in your life in veeeerrrryyyy small doses. Plus, I don't think I live the kind of life that makes anyone feel like they NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THAT GUY RIGHT NOW!!!! For example, here I am RIGHT NOW:
Here I am sampling my lemon scented hand lotion:
Here I am looking eggcellent. GET IT?!?! EGG cellent!!!
And finally, here's me trying to prevent my possessed right hand from putting a "chip clip" on my tongue.
I believe I rest my case.