I like to write a blog post every six months

05/08/2012

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Why six months? Because five months feels like I'm rushing it. Trust me...you want me in your life in veeeerrrryyyy small doses. Plus, I don't think I live the kind of life that makes anyone feel like they NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THAT GUY RIGHT NOW!!!!  For example, here I am RIGHT NOW:
Here I am sampling my lemon scented hand lotion:
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Delicious!
Here I am looking eggcellent.  GET IT?!?!  EGG cellent!!!
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(Those are plastic easter eggs on my eyes. Thus the "egg" pun. You're right. Even after explaining it, it's still hilarious.)
And finally, here's me trying to prevent my possessed right hand from putting a "chip clip" on my tongue.
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You'll have to wait for the sequel to see who won.
I believe I rest my case.
 


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Kevin Glover
05/21/2012 11:56

Jack, my daughter Hao Ying and I really enjoyed your talk at the Teen Book Fair at Nazareth College. The "Sausage Cyclone" bit was the clincher for us. We picked up Sidekicks and Big Splash at the fair. We hope to see you again some time. Word up!

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07/12/2012 00:14

Was just bored and thought I would post to say hello

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HiMyNameIsName
07/17/2012 23:33

Please Please Please make a sequel to sidekicks.

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Andrew Noonan
08/11/2012 12:41

jack if your possessed right hand was trying to put a chip clip on your tongue why didn't you just put your tongue back in your mouth?

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Dave
10/02/2012 21:31

Beware of that chip clip Jack! I stuck one on my nose when I was five and I screamed so loud Mom had to get off for me. I never played with them again.

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T
10/03/2012 16:31

Who won?
Also, if your right hand is possessed why is the clip in your left hand?

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Dave
10/03/2012 16:36

My right hand isn't possessed. And the clip won.

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Dave
10/05/2012 22:23

Sorry. I responded to the wrong comment. (face slap)

Tricia
10/04/2012 08:33

You make me laugh every time. I'll check back in April 2013. Don't rush me.
Thanks, you silly and talented man. Hugs & Congrats from P & J too

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01/16/2013 21:19

Whoa. That was a great report. Please preserve writing mainly because I love your style.

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01/16/2013 21:20

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